A free one-shot for April Fools Day, 2015. 444ties is total filth with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It will rot your mind and corrupt your soul. Nobody who has ever said “Don’t get me wrong, I have a great sense of humor” will find it funny in the slightest. It should probably be banned from life because The Children.
It is, however, FREE. Also, it contains a Red Dawn parody totally ripped off from P.G. Wodehouse and co-stars Stephen King’s and Phil Dick’s absent fathers. You could do a lot worse with your zero dollars, ingrates.
444ties is available for download only here at Awesomedome.
“444ties” – 4600 words, each one of them gold