Somebody decided to BLOW THE WHOLE NATION’S MIND for the Bicentennial, I guess. Wow.

I don’t even know what’s my favorite thing. The eagle hatching from an American flag egg? The boss level-flashing bison, right after? The porny soundtrack? The Great American Tube O’ Baseball and Hotdogs and Hamburgers? The polka-dot Illuminati? The….MOMG MY MIND…