Okay, this is the coolest video I have ever found online.

Somebody decided to BLOW THE WHOLE NATION’S MIND for the Bicentennial, I guess. Wow.

I don’t even know what’s my favorite thing. The eagle hatching from an American flag egg? The boss level-flashing bison, right after? The porny soundtrack? The Great American Tube O’ Baseball and Hotdogs and Hamburgers? The polka-dot Illuminati? The….MOMG MY MIND…

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