Robert N. Lee

Monday Morning

GUY ON PHONE: Hey, I can’t come in to work today.

WORK: Why?

GUY: I’m sick.

WORK: You are not, I just saw you ten minutes ago.

GUY: Man, get off my ass, Lou Reed died.

WORK: You are the President of the United States.

GUY: Fuck.

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